You’re a little tea pot, I’m a little coffee press
I’m a little stronger and you’re a little better dressed
You’re a little sewing needle, I’m a little string
That follows you around as you’re hemming up a seam
I’m a little useless and you’re a little bit obsessive
I’m a little light of foot and you’re a little heavy-booted
I’m a little trapped in the past, and you’re locked out of your car again
You’d rather see the future than just see where you are
You’re a little conversation, I’m a bit neurotic
I’m a little overstated, you’re a little hyperbolic
You’re a better salesman and I’m a better product
And we could sell to anyone if we could sell each other on it
You’re a little genuine and I’m a little biting
We’d both be better comics now if we had better timing down
You’re a little magical and I’m a bit of logic
Collecting little artifacts for you to wave your wand at